Monday, August 20, 2007

wooohoooo weeeehoooo woooohooo weee hooooo.....!!!

I'm on air I'm on air I'm on airrrrrrr. My dream is starting to realise...hmm this sentence may be ouuuut. But yesh I'm now an Announcer on the weekends nothings confirmed but will be letting y'all know soon. Do listen in if you can wake up I go on Saturdays & Sunday 6-10 am with my partna in Crime Andrew Netto!!!

OKKK Why I acthualllyyyyy was singin'

AKON was in the hizzausse on Sunday 19th of aug, yes I deserved to be smacked as this lonely canvas of my life's personal paintings have not been updated in a regular and timely manner. to suff who thinks every thing is ghey please come out of that creaky closet my pren and oh ya its about time you shortened that 10 year bond you have with proximity I think its wearing you down ...oh is that balding spot a repricussion to being a workaholic? hehehe well this is the more articulate version of Naen's banging hahah. Well I think he would have just said FUCK off but i guess since what ever I type up on this blog wouldnt really be much of a waste to space and time I might as well add some sambal belacan to it.

Yup was at the akon concert it was pretty darn good but the organisers were sucky. First of all CYBERJAYA and in a place even a compass would show you the finger too and well gravel and mud for florrin plus the stooopid security members. I can go on. tho all of that AKON is a good performer, touching on some sensitip issues at times but still very good performer. He really knows how to keep his audience entertained. I had a very rude and dark nightmare during the concert tho and it is stuck in my hp, AKON's Ass was bared and captured in my phone. Ebay anyone? Not something that I'm proud of having....hmmm anyways tonight's Gwen Stefani so I'm expecting something awesome from it. Sorry to those who mintak tickets frm me I couldnt get them as we have bookings 4 months in advance.

Am trying to move out soon frm my parent's place but awaiting the oppurtune moment to push a proposal to my parents so hope for the best. Other than that my Graduation is this weekend and I'm Finally graduating from that sickiening college. Sadly not from my own batch but its great coz Ray and Astrid can teman yay!! I;ve got beef with the Mass comm department in KDU, Some one fuckin telan the money of one of my fundraisers and its been a year!! FUCKIN HELL, I only found out about it today and its just pissess me off to know that this money did not reach the Cleft Lip & Pallate Association of Malaysia. I've got a pet project, reclaiming the stolen money. Finally some Drama in My life. But Seriously I'm fuckin annoyed about this its just really heartless of the ppl in KDU to do something like that. Wait la I'm coming with my motor mouth and I've got loads to say.

Ok la will update the blog again when I find the Time.........


Check out www.hitz.fm and the cruisers section coz you can see me update the cruiser blog weekly aite.

OH oH OH dont forget that I'm on Air on Weekends with partner in crime Andrew Netto 6-10am Sats & Suns


Cheerios

Intestine Quiche and Laksa Johor with Chocolate syrup!!!

Tuesday, July 24, 2007

Its almost 2 in the morning and you know what I just realized while surfing that I have not updated this canvas for almost a month, wait no la a month plus.

Sorry la if you guys read and don’t see me updating it and get angry wanna break beer bottle on my head all. But the least you can do is let me finish the beer la!

I’m back once again to tell you just a hint of what’s happening in the life of my many personalities in my life. There’s obviously Gerard (the one writing now), then there’s Gerard Shizzle (my cruiser mode on), Bob (he’s my imaginary friend that at times posses me), and well then there’s So called Cassanova Noel (that’s given to me by Jared ask him why) and quite a few more that I’m yet to name.

It’s been a great month coz I got paid so not complaining anymore but its once again the time of the month where you need to stretch that extra ringgit so much that Mrs Incredible looks like she has no elasticity super powers.

Went outstation 2wice in the end of June and mid July. Melaka was fun coz it was my first time attending the San Pedro festival and it was awesome. I got some pics but I cant put it up coz my hp tadak cable la L. We makaned andmakaned and had fun on stage. We were there with mix, so it was Ray, Dhan, Terrence and yours truly partaying la. The people there were always vey very welcoming and we had the best dinner in melaka. Makan the sebak, siput back suck, devil curry super awesome one I might add and my personal favourite thirst quencher Carlsberg!! We also had this Hotdog with beef and mustard which we swallowed down with the Manggo Juice with asam boi. It had a really Nano Nano effect, first taste was sweet then it gets super sour coz they use the young mango, ala the one u cecah in the cilipadi and kicap one la, to make the juice. VERY nice!!

Then we went To JBC yo for an outdoor broadcast and boi was that a party trip. counting back thru out the trip which lasted 4 and a half days we opened 15 bottles or more!! All one litre Y u ask? you think I’m so rich? Macha 2 words DUTY FREEEEEEEEEE. We stayed in the Zone Regency where booze was like something that you can easily get. And on top of that ciggys. I felt like hugh hefner only with booze and ciggys. Practically Drunk was the theme the entire trip. I got so drunk I couldn’t remember the face of the gal I made out with. Met the AMP ppl there Pauline, Sim, Joanne and Chloe They were very nice group had a blast partaying wit them. JB chicks awesome nuff said. Oh and if you do go to JB u need to stop buy Handle Bar and order a Jerry Mug together with the Dripping wet Burger and bbq wings. Superness awesoming.

Now I’m back here and really want to go back to JB L. Oh ya Ray here’s a shout out to you n Ram for leaving me and going to Penang on the weekend and having NASI Ganja! Ray is the bestest coz he MMSed the picture of what I crave daily for me to cringe in pain looking at it.

Its been a great few months but I had some down times too… dad caught up with my almost bulletproof plans of not telling them that I was a smoker. Kena bamboo. 1, 2 ,3 BEKK!!

Other than that nothing much oh ya Jared had to pull one skill with a skateboard and twisted his ankle now he resembles me with the crutches when I was down with my knee injury. CACAT!!


I actually jst came back frm watching THE SIMPSONS!!! Its an awesome movie everyone that includes you nerds, geeks, low lifes and nut cases too. It’s a really good show to watch. U need to watch it or you would loose out on the world’s biggest evolution in the cartoon and animation industry!!!! Now go and watch it but b4 dat have a few tequila shots it ads too the fun!!!!

Dats all for now, I’m sleepy

Snoress unbelievabley LOUD.

Pasta and dalcha

Cheers
Gerard!!

Monday, June 11, 2007

It's june and brokeness is still becoming is infesting and nestling its seeds of maggots in my pockets. aiyooh boss when only can get paid arrrr....its ok i understand FINANCE CHI BAI SUNNIS. Seriously my first ever time im faced with a company who is really huge and only pays freelancers 3-4 months after service Big ass WTF!

Fuck it.

I got laid off for 2 weeks from workin with hitz cruisers as once again the FINANCE CHIBAIS SUNNIS (hereafter refered to as FCS) created havoc. There were alot of hu has after a lot of la didas it was resolved and I was re hired. Yay!!

From my last post to my this current post there were alot of ups and downs goin on in moi life. more downs then up really. Firstly since being laid off I decided to go to work on the MSC grants with Ari which then was cool as evrything was goin on perfectly well. Our gameplan was solid and we were almost 376% sure we would winn it. Darn them ppl gave the substantial amount we were wanting to develop our idea to some other company..... that was a slap to the face and the best part is the other grant is worth merely peanuts compared to the first tender. (Imagine RM 50 k being peanuts now u know y im feeling crappy).

It has also been quite a bad start as one of our cruisers dad passed on after quite a battle with cancer. It was a very taxing thing for someone to go thru at the age of 20. (My condolences syg) We did everything we could to make sure she cheered up my melath-ing prooved successfull as not only did she smile and broke into laughter nearly all her friends did and i was lke getting daggers from the other guest who were present...like Vikki Pollard says...They be givin' me evils...i altered he line abit laaa

Back to work, I was psyched as its been so long since I recorded a cross and i really love doint it but the bek thing about it was the first day I was back to work, I had a bad hangover. My cross was horrendous sounded like a greyhound mumbling away. but it was cool as it was my first time working with uber veteren cruiser MAHESH! his cross giler babi wan la.

There were many more ddrinking sessions thru out the week as we were the official radio station for KILDF and we were always at the afterparty. but saturday nite was one hell of a massive session as I was officially given the initiation by the world's greatest BOSS - Josh!

We started with a couple of beers leading to a few of them getting a bottle at bar savanth. I tadak duit so i tot tak payah minum la but josh being my boss and fariq, fad, and ray maner bagi lepas I continued drinking. Then there was some commotion so we had to split. In the end after long walks up and dow heritage row and debates... a friend had another bottle at home and decide dto go and continue. I dropped Jared home as he was feeling ouuuuutt and coz his mum bising la. then headed to Sri petaling where my initiation began.

I remember being very slow on sipping bbut after long chats and soundly persuasions by my boss who always says this "what is this look at my drink! Why y'all so dam slow....TIU!" and when josh says tiu dam its funny but ok he means it so down la wat else wanna loose job arr... hahah. During Bar savanth I was downing away too and well i got carried away with a couple of them hotties. The next thing i remembered was me walking very sengetly to the drain and puking till my tonsils felt like a minefield under siege. On top of that my body overheat sebab no intercooler that led to my nose pouring crimson blood like a tap.

I dunno how i did it but drove to a friend's house near by and slept the night away in my boxers. I woke up to a stunning new hang over and Ram being the saviour gv me some pills to down and walamak it was like miracle pills la hangover went poof like kokocrunch!


BTW I got my car ad muahahah thats my new baby/gf/the only thing i think about when Im not ddriving

ok la i got airchecks with Naz tmrw gotta go shleeps

badabing badabang

Cheers

Monday, May 14, 2007

Fuck its been ages since i last penne down my last post....my emo stage in life. Even if it took a lightyear and twenty blinking galaxies warphole to get over the past, I some how did it but not alone. Thanks to those who have been there time after time, putting up with my antics of showing my period face it sucks to see me even I know that.

I seriously agree to the saying that time heals no matter how deep the wound is.

ok fuck it as uncle fred would say!

Some may know that Jared and I have joined hitz.fm and its been a roller coaster time with the cruizers. more hectic then anything at the start as we had the birthday bash, then club hitz @ Melaka and latest club hitz was in Penang. Both them partays were AWE some. PEnang Chicks rock. guys thinking of eye candy Penang's the place to be.

There's alot of new stuff that I'm coping with; Leaving my high paying job to join Hitz, I'm fuck ass broke rite now and it sux coz i use to have money to spend at my own will. I hate being dependant on my parents for cash as I know how hard it is to earn and to maintain a household. On top of that my new medioa business is moving so fucking slow that I'm reall losing my enthusiasm in it. Fuck, when someone is assigned to a task to complete, he or she should complete it by dateline no matter what!! Postponement is fucking annoying, not only am I giving up my time and effort I'm also in a lurch being broke. (only a few knows what I'm talking about) Tho I hope things take change in the nearest future.

I would really like to get back to being intellectually challenged. No I dont mean being a retard I never was...Fuck you and wat you're thinking podah sunni.

On top of that Ari and me are starting the interactive sect of our partnership with Avantgarde Advertising called Avant interact. We've got 3 MSC grants to propose by next week and dangg we've got some pretty darn cool ideas. Guys just be on the look out!! browse he net and u might just find something really cool.

My new car is taking forever to reach them bastards @ proton dont know how to manage production vs demand at all. My old car is back from the salvation shop where I dont know how they did it but they saved my car amazing Thanks Uncle Emanuel.

Anyways, its been quite dull and I've sadly been putting on weight la FUCKKK i miss my body building days when I still could where L sized shirt.


ok chow for now bow wow